Shagwell mocks the suffering of Jamie and Brienne. Not much to say about this one. I gave Shagwell some ringmail to make it clear he was a sellsword as well as a fool, and definitely not someone the Bloody Mummers kept around as a mascot.
After the second time he fell from the saddle, they bound him tight to Brienne of Tarth and made them share a horse again. One day, instead of back to front, they bound them face-to-face. “The lovers,” Shagwell sighed loudly, “and what a lovely sight they are. ‘Twould be cruel to separate the good knight and his lady.” Then he laughed that high shrill laugh of his, and said, “Ah, but which one is the knight and which one is the lady?” Jaimie IV – 413
