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Guards! Guards! Archer

The rank plans to shoot the dragon in the "voonerables". The only problem is that Colon isn't quite the archer he thinks he is. Still,...

Guards! Guards! Dwarf Bread

Carrot gets a treat to share with his colleagues from his mother, Dwarf Bread! And so begins one of the greatest running gags in all of...

Guards! Guards! We Are Dragons

The dragon looks into Wonse's mind and discovers something it cannot understand, something worse than dragons, humanity. This is one of my favorite quotes in the...