May 4, 2022
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Mermay 2022 – Day Four – Star Wars
I get a little tired of the ubiquitous Star Wars prompt. After all, it's Alice in Wonderland day too! It gets a little hard figuring...
Author: Wpmorse
Guards! Guards! The Biology Lesson
Vimes leaves the Librarian to giving a member of the palace guard a...
Mermay 2022 – Day Three – Glossy
Glossy was the first of many prompts on this list that had me scratching my head. Whoever heard of a glossy mermaid? When I did...
Guards! Guards! Vimes is Angry
Vimes is so angry he lifts up a three-hundred-pound orangutan without noticing. The Librarian decides not to comment. When I first ever read this book, for...
Mermay 2022 Day Two – Siren
Sometimes my complaints about the redundancy of the prompts may be a little unfair. For example, today's prompt, siren, is only redundant because I did...
Mermay 2022 Day 01 – Workers
It's that time of the year again, that exercise of masochism and watercolor pushups, Mermay. The first prompt of the month is workers. I have to...
Guards! Guards! Archer
The rank plans to shoot the dragon in the "voonerables". The only problem is that Colon isn't quite the archer he thinks he is. Still,...
Guards! Guards! The Safest Place In Ankh Morpork
Vimes is shocked when he discovers that the Patrician considered the possibility of being overthrown and thrown into prison. Because of this, he took precautions....
Guards! Guards! The Dungeon
Vimes is thrown into the dungeon with the Patrician and is surprised that it is not quite what he expected. In fact, it seems to...
Guards! Guards! And The Dragon Wants To Eat Her
The dragon's diet consists of maidens of high birth. But this is Ankh Morpork and maidens are hard to find. So the day watch is...