May 1, 2022
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Mermay 2022 Day 01 – Workers
It's that time of the year again, that exercise of masochism and watercolor pushups, Mermay. The first prompt of the month is workers. I have to...
Author: Wpmorse
Guards! Guards! Archer
The rank plans to shoot the dragon in the "voonerables". The only problem is that Colon isn't quite the archer he thinks he is. Still,...
Guards! Guards! The Safest Place In Ankh Morpork
Vimes is shocked when he discovers that the Patrician considered the possibility of being overthrown and thrown into prison. Because of this, he took precautions....
Guards! Guards! The Dungeon
Vimes is thrown into the dungeon with the Patrician and is surprised that it is not quite what he expected. In fact, it seems to...
Guards! Guards! And The Dragon Wants To Eat Her
The dragon's diet consists of maidens of high birth. But this is Ankh Morpork and maidens are hard to find. So the day watch is...
Guards! Guards! There’s Only One of Him
Vimes confronts Wonse about summoning the Dragon. To his surprise, Wonse responds by summoning the palace guards. To Wonse's surprise the guards our hesitant about...
Guards! Guards! We Defy You!
A brave man stands up to the dragon and says "We defy you!" as he refuses to have his daughter sacrificed. This is my other favorite...
Guards! Guards! Dwarf Bread
Carrot gets a treat to share with his colleagues from his mother, Dwarf Bread! And so begins one of the greatest running gags in all of...
Guards! Guards! We Are Dragons
The dragon looks into Wonse's mind and discovers something it cannot understand, something worse than dragons, humanity. This is one of my favorite quotes in the...
Guards! Guards! The Head Assassin
During the meeting with the guilds, the head assassin looks into Wonse's eyes and sees someone who wants to die. As I mentioned earlier with the...